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The Real Housewives of the North Pole

Hell in a Handbag Productions
Review by Richard T. Green

Also see Kelly's review of White Christmas and Karen's review of A Christmas Carol


Britain Shutters, Robert Williams, David Cerda,
Anna Rose Steinmeyer, Taylor Mercado Owen,
and Honey West

Photo by Rick Aguilar Studios
I can't tell if the ambitious young performers on stage here are pushing the more seasoned ones to sharpen up their game a bit or if I have it backwards and a gaggle of older drag queens are subtly teaching their Gen X co-stars all about the art of burlesque. It's for you to decide in this year's Christmas show at Hell in a Handbag Productions at the Clutch Theatre. This world premiere of The Real Housewives of the North Pole deals out synergies like they were eleven o'clock numbers, and the results are great.

Company founder and Artistic Director David Cerda wrote this funny, lovingly detailed parody, in which he also stars as Gladys (Mrs. Dasher). Except that the other reindeer dames on stage are always grabbing the spotlight away from Gladys, and from each other, in jealous defiance as the show zips along. Mr. Cerda's script frequently caught me by surprise with flashes of great humor. Tommy Bullington directs, keeping comedy and character on point in a lively one hundred and thirty-five minute pageant, including intermission.

It goes by very quickly, save for the occasional brief "hold" between scenes, to allow for the next crazy group of costume changes and the actors to be rushed out on the stage once more, thanks to their fearsome designer Marquecia Jordan. The cast includes the beloved performer Honey West, touching as Mrs. Claus, clinging to sobriety despite the machinations of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen (played perfectly oily here by ensemble member David Lipschutz). He has descended upon the North Pole just after a scandal that landed Father Christmas in jail.

There's a glorious psychological cross-pollinating between the show and the show-within-a-show. The fundamentals of each blend perfectly together. There are hardly any actual singing drag moments, but there's a steady stream of confessional scenes (shown on flat screen TVs) that resemble drag solos. These add up to a flood of juicy gossip, ready to be squeezed into our brains.

In drag, grievance just seems like second nature. And the "Real Housewives" series give us strange lessons in sociology and, just maybe, an unexpected sense of belonging as well, like any good drag show. When you put them together, it's a magical kind of synergy, like the two generations of performers on stage.

The young actors take to it like penguins on ice. Britain Shutters is amazing as the dimwitted Suzy Snowflake (wife of Jack Frost). And Anna Rose Steinmeyer is very smart and funny, jamming together wildly disparate psychological elements in her head, just for a laugh, as Clarice (Mrs. Rudolph). Early on, Gretchen Greear is weirdly funny as a TV news anchor, acting as prologue. And of course, each of the housewives comes up with her own ridiculous get-rich-quick scheme during the course of the show.

Taylor Mercado Owen is excellent as the sexy elf Carlos, Mrs. Claus' confidant, and the target of the fictional Mr. Cohen's affections. Mr. Owen and Mr. Lipschutz get a great surreal moment in a spat over cue cards. Kelly Opalko gives us a deep focus on character, riding the fine line between stoicism and absurdity as the TV show's lowly production assistant.

Ensemble member Robert Williams is great as Samantha (Mrs. Frosty the Snowman), a strong Black woman who's always on the verge of being slain in the spirit, at least when it'll draw focus. And ensemble member Terry McCarthy is very good as a grizzled make-up lady (also appearing as the mysterious "Man in Black"). One technical note: the TV screens overhead could be more center-stage, in my opinion, though the videos and technical cues are perfect.

I never thought it would come to this, but it suddenly seems like Hell in a Handbag might just go on for another 86 productions, beyond this 86th show. It feels like the perfect midway point, and a quantum shift to make it all come true.

The Real Housewives of the North Pole, Hell in a Handbag Productions, runs through January 4, 2026, at Clutch Theatre, 4335 N. Western Ave., Chicago IL. For tickets and information, please visit www.handbagproductions.org.

Cast:
Gladys Dasher: David Cerda*
Newscaster: Gretchen Greear
Andy Cohen: David Lipschutz*
Cookie/Man in Black: Terry McCarthy*
Carlos. Taylor Mercado Owen
Production Assistant: Kelly Opalko
Suzy Snowflake: Britain Shutters
Clarice: Anna Rose Steinmeyer
Ruth Claus: Honey West
Samantha/Frosty the Snowwoman: Robert Williams*

Production Staff:
Director: Tommy Bullington
Assistant Director: Ryan Kenney
Stage Manager: Conor Frank
Technical Director: Jason Pikscher
Costume Designer: Marquecia Jordan
Make-Up Designer: Syd Genco*
Production Manager: Mealah Heidenreich*
Video Production: Peter Neville/Image Control Unit**
Additional Video Production: Connor Wiles
Wig Designer: Keith Ryan*
Prop Designer: Maggie O'Brien
Lighting Designer: Liz Cooper
Sound Designer: Matthew Chase
Scenic Designer: Marcus Klein
Choreography: Brigitte Ditmars
Fight & Intimacy Coordinator: Katelyn Dunivan
Graphics Designer: Michael S. Miller*

* Denotes Hell in a Handbag Ensemble Member

** Denotes Member, Local 110 of the union of Moving Picture Machine Operators